Playing with your CoC

A term for playing clash of clans.

Guy 1: You playing with your CoC?

Guy 2: Yep been playing with it all day.

by wvmgmidget October 22, 2014

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

Gut your fish

Female masterbation

Go gut your fish, have a wank

by Whatkindoftree March 9, 2018

Shut your cocksucker

Another way of telling a stupid ass fuck boy to shut his mouth.

Fuckboy Gary: Please, Please just let us go!

John: Shut your cocksucker, you son of a bitch.

by Ek1016 December 27, 2014

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

stand on your dick

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.

"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".

by Ole Mate July 17, 2017

Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.

Dude, relax your tits. I got this.

by Yoniweb December 8, 2012