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tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.
JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011
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Yappy Vagina Syndrome

The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.
Does Kate EVER STFU? Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.
by Joeydego December 15, 2011
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Chinese Food Vagina

When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.
Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina
by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010
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VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody,clotted,smelly explosion from the stinky hole called a vagina
by pube January 27, 2007
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Haven's Sister's Vagina

A dark hole from which your penis cannot escape from and will never be seen again.
The pit from the movie "Army Of Darkness" before Bruce Campell fell in pretty much sums up Haven's Sister's Vagina
by Efren The Retarded Rabbit October 18, 2009
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Vagina McGeinstein

A derogatory term used by saevil muhammad to call small helpless boys like me vagina mcgeinstein
"Oh hey saieed"
"shut up you little vagina mcgeinstein
by R.a.P January 20, 2005
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deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam
"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"
by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017
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