2 definitions by Joeydego

Yappy Vagina Syndrome

The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.

Does Kate EVER STFU? Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.

by Joeydego December 9, 2011

Switch

Switch is a game for a solo player, in which the player inserts one index finger in their mouth, and the other index finger in the rectum, then SWITCH!

Miranda: "Where should I go on vacation?"
Dego: " I dunno, why dont you just stay home and play switch?"

by Joeydego June 24, 2010