Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

by heatmeat October 30, 2010

Meat in the mouth

taking a thicc dick straight to the face

sharla got meat in the mouth from Kevin at the new years party, she had cum all over her face

by cuntminer42069awwwman September 5, 2019

Meat beater

People who beat their cows and chickens penises

The farmer across the road likes to beat his meat-the meat beater friend

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

by Bariliam January 10, 2018

Meat Sugar

A slang for tasty semen

Please daddy put all of your meat sugar in my mouth!!!!!!!!!

by JTafterdark March 12, 2019

cooda meat

Pussy

"Damn she got some good cooda meat!"

by bin Slayinem April 2, 2009

Street Meat

An opened beef jerky stick one may find in the street, and if consumed, would turn one gay.

“Don’t eat street meat Jim, you’ll turn gay!!”

by Clumsy Girl844 March 10, 2020