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needle tits

A term used for a woman... Or perhaps a man who have rather pointy titties. (They're SHARP). AKA cone titties.
"Omg that bitch on PH had some seriously sharp needle tits."
by BigSwole3366 January 31, 2021
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Tit for tent

A action that happened at a prom party in 2017 in a tent in someone’s back yard where a girl sucks your soul out of ur dick and leaves you lifeless on the ground
Run play tit for tent Tyrone
Austin- oh fuck off bi
by Ljq February 8, 2021
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Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.
Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).
by MaddCatt April 24, 2021
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Titanic tits

Tits that (like the titanic) are very separate leaving no cleavage.
Dang, I really got titanic tits.
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tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"
by Elle_dubs June 8, 2022
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Tit woman

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."
by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022
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Zipper Tits

Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.

After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.

Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.

If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier

Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
by chicken nugget dave November 22, 2022
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