A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
Get the Straight-Cut Timbermug. A New York Philly kind of thing. One person says something and the other comes back on it. Usually sarcastically.
Nice shirt. Where did u get it? Goodwill? Yeah, your momma left it with the rest of the stuff from her wedding.
Cut fight response: only because my dad didn’t want to see u naked
Cut fight response: only because my dad didn’t want to see u naked
by Raysipse December 22, 2023
Get the cut fightmug. Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.
by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018
Get the silk cut cocktailmug. Another fire ass way to say cut the shit, you're lying!! some people follow it up by saying "no cheese" (aka no cap)
by rawshiiiit September 19, 2025
Get the Cut the buttermug. by Freindly fingers September 7, 2021
Get the Riton cutmug. Cut N Chat with is a Haircutting talk show on the web that features men having discussions about current affairs or world issues such as the latest technologies and politics.
by SolidHaiti.Tv November 21, 2017
Get the Cut N Chatmug. by XxBrizzaxX April 22, 2019
Get the Cutmug.