Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Cuts

Sex

I need some cuts

by BLK Agency March 31, 2021

cut the sound

turn the volume down

Are you deaf or what ? Cut the sound bro !

by Oldgit69 August 31, 2016

phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 17, 2015

e cut

An expression of joy over someones misfortune.

e cut John broke his leg!

by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

Cut Off

To completely stop messing with another person. (Dontbussem)

Im cool on you. You cut off .

by Dontbussem March 13, 2022

tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025