max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.

is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best

by maxhater190 December 10, 2021

max and mariah

Two people meant to be in love forever. The thought of them not being together is HORRIFYING. Max is a silent, sweet boy while Mariah is a fun outgoing person. They say opposites attract, and and in this case it's true.

Max and Mariah sitting in a tree...
You know the rest.

by Addison.Edwards May 4, 2018

max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

Anita Max Wynn

(noun) A cartoon character for babies printed on a hat
Famously portrayed in a very zesty way by Canadian rapper Drake

Drake: Anita max Wynn
Everyone: 😐
Drake: Anita max Wynn
Everyone: Nah you're definetely not beating the allegations

by Handwerksgilde February 17, 2024

Max vigil

A guy who will actively try to ruin you and everyone you loves lives just cause he wants to. A true miserable piece of shit

Wow max vigil really tried to reck everything

by Louford October 23, 2020

Max

a fucking loser with no friends and no father figure and a border jumper. No game and a failed abortion.

"oh here comes max he probably has herpies"

by kikidibs September 16, 2022

Max Moir

Having a big dick with everyone else being unaware. Tends to be muscular in the upper body

He's a bit of a Max Moir isn't he?

by brickhead the fourth March 19, 2022