hero on a plastic horse

a mumbling idiot whom has delusions of grandeur, believing they're something they aren't.

Todd is truly an ideal hero on a plastic horse.

by notsancho December 4, 2025

Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.

Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.

by kangawallafox69 December 6, 2020

horse

animal with 4 legs, likes to party,

damn this dude crazy, yea nvm he a horse

by poopoodaadaa August 20, 2023

Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.

I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)

by Pazo139 September 21, 2022