"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025
Get the Don't Be A Donkeymug. A football (soccer) player with physical strength, but little ball control and passing abaility. A donkey tipically "hoofs" the ball. Is unskilled and gets angry when told the truth. Example: Lukaku
by 1212131415161718 January 27, 2021
Get the donkeymug. A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.
by CommonClone June 24, 2018
Get the donkey dickmug. Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.
> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025
Get the Donkey Dildomug. While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
Get the Drunken Donkey Punchmug. by 2koldd November 12, 2020
Get the Donkey shitmug. A rare species where thou Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone when about to explain an idea
by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021
Get the FLYING DONKEYmug.