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Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
mugGet the Tesla carsmug.

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between. These cars most likely have banners or stickers showing support to various car clubs or groups they are apart of.
Did you see how low that car is? How does it even drive??

That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023
mugGet the Internet Carmug.

the car mechanic

The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic

Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023
mugGet the the car mechanicmug.

pussy powered peter car

A 359 or 379 peterbilt with a Caterpillar engine
Hey you here jason gotta new truck. Is a pussy powered peter car
by Supersampson February 12, 2020
mugGet the pussy powered peter carmug.

Thrown out of a car

To look disheveled, hip, on fleek, sophisticated, messy, current.. any and all of these things but when comparing to olden days, it’s different than then so it’s a negative.
Girl is wearing jeans and a T-shirt with a messy bun. Guy says to her, ‘50 years ago people would look at you and think what? Was she thrown out of a car?’
by SockeyeToMe June 2, 2019
mugGet the Thrown out of a carmug.

car

a car is a thing that helps you get from destination a to b
that car is going to Johor baru
by 1234567890qwertyui August 20, 2024
mugGet the carmug.

Nag-horny-car-aback

American pronounciation of Nagorny Karabakh, an Armenian speaking supposedly autonomous region in Azerbaijan, which until recently hosted a separatist republic od Artsakh. The transition of this territory to the hands of it's internationally recognized owner had to do with Russia, whom Amrenia has aliance with, was too busy supposedly protecting it's own people in Donbass by shooting rockets as far as Lviv to help. It didn't help that Azerbaijan is allied with Turkey, a problematic NATO member.
Yo dude, what's goin' on with that Nag-horny-car-aback thing around Georgia or somewhere?
by j637man February 3, 2024
mugGet the Nag-horny-car-abackmug.

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