Gang wank

get into a circle and beat your meat with your right hand with your left you help beat the person next to You’s meat all of you finish into a cup the person who finishes last drinks it

What did you do today?

I had a gang wank with Leo and jack

by Azsw January 2, 2020

Wank

Collective noun for Tesla drivers

“Look, a wank of Tesla drivers “

by Harza4151 April 22, 2023

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

by anonymous February 6, 2024

wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.

What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.

by Baconwound August 9, 2022

Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022