banana sandwich 

when something is absolutely awesome or amazing

1. man that party last night was fuckin banana sandwiches!!

2. dude when we were playin halo 3 last night and that guy stuck my ghost and it blew up and part of splattered a guy!! that shit was so banana sandwiches!!!

banana sandwich by mrbananasandwiches June 4, 2009

neckbone sandwich

A blowjob-preferably from a 1 night stand, strange or a hooker-as it usually rough and nasty.

Man, I picked a ho up by the liquor store and got a neckbone sandwich in the woods for 12 bucks.

neckbone sandwich by Madman 69 May 1, 2010

poor man's pizza sandwich 

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

poor man's pizza sandwich by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

make your own sandwich 

Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc

Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?

make your own sandwich by backoftheface October 18, 2010

2 guys 1 sandwich 

One of the most disgusting shock videos out there. It contains two guys in a kitchen. The one asks in the creepiest hentai voice ever, “Do YoU wAnT a SaNdWiCh?!” The other says is an even more disturbingly hentai voice, “YeS i LoVe YoUr SaNdWiChEs!!!” So the guy starts making the sandwiches. He spits into the patty. Then he pulls back his foreskin to reveal his whole penis head covered in dick cheese. He uses this as the cheese for the sandwich. As if this isn’t bad enough, it gets worse. The other guy eats the sandwich and says, “HeY tHiS cHeEsE iS tAcKy!” He continues to eat it happily ever after. Extremely nauseating video attempting to glorify eating dick cheese. Worse than eating cum in my opinion, DON’T WATCH!!!

Sicko: Hey wanna watch 2 guys 1 sandwich?
Poor unfortunate soul: This better not be about eating shit or cum
Sicko: No it’s even better! * he he *
* watches it *
Poor unfortunate soul: WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
* Sicko laughs while eating dick cheese in the background *
This is how I watched it btw

Btw if you’ve made it this far congratulations because everything you just read is fake

2 guys 1 sandwich by unnamed7billion October 20, 2020

Cumsicle Sandwich

A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.

I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.

Cumsicle Sandwich by TBuck May 19, 2008

Open-faced Sandwich 

An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.

I made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.

Open-faced Sandwich by TannerChap July 9, 2010