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real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.
Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!
by Rich the kid April 3, 2016
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this can't be real :skull:

me when something is unable to.be real
this can't be real :skull:
by artixzy October 15, 2021
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Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.
“Your not even my real cousin”

“At least I act like a real person
by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024
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Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.
Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
‘where my victory royale
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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real nigga

by ybncordi July 17, 2018
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