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Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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sock

a type of feet clothe mainly used for feet.
Rick, you nees to wash your clothes.This sock smells very odd.
Hey don't touch my things
by Nekes12 April 3, 2021
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cum sock

a nigga that makes socks hard
gage-imma go use my fat cum sock
kayden- ok nigger boy pass it to me after so i can shove it up my pink asshole
by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023
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When you have to memorize resistor color codes...
A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks
by nigeshvar June 15, 2024
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The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation
Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes
by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020
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Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy
"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"
by Milkyduds September 23, 2025
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perro socks

perro is the name of my bestest friend in the whooole world🥺🥺so kind and skrunkle
me: hey look its perro socks!
perro: this is just like ride the cyclone..
by S0L4RSYST3M February 28, 2023
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