French

The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"

(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)

About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

french tea

Another name for orange juice

Barry: So, what's that you're drinking Larry?
Larry: It's French Tea, Barry.

by sheriff_cahill September 5, 2008

My French class

Imagine Hell, the deepest chambers of hell, and then the devil put it into a classroom. And then took a human form in my French teacher.

My French class was so awful today

by Purpstar615 April 29, 2023

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

french-skin stare

instead of the light-skin stare, it's with French people and you have to play the stereotypical French music.

person1) Damn, look at Jasper!
person2) Yea! He's doin' the french-skin stare!

by SirBeepeth May 26, 2023

French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.

I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto

by Zah Geen July 7, 2016

french fry pie

when you stick fries in a girls vagina and eat them out from inside her

damn I want to do a french fry pie right now

by frenchfryguy October 31, 2018