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Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.
Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024
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walk the pooch

i'm off to walk the pooch
by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010
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wheelbarrow walk

Refers to the slightly loopy child's game whereby the youngster stretches out on his tummy and raises himself up on his hands, whereupon an adult or somewhat bigger child grasps and lifts the kid's ankles and then slowly "trundles" him forward while the child walks along on his hands. An ideal activity to keep a child "occupied for a few" when there's nothing else to do at the time, or to painlessly compel a hyper/rambunctious child to quit horsing around, since he cannot do anything else while partaking of the game.
Senior-high student: My little brother and I got tired of waiting for the school bus, so we did the wheelbarrow walk around the lawn till the bus finally showed up fifteen minutes late.
by QuacksO November 4, 2016
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walking crab

when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another
broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
by stewy5 May 9, 2012
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Walk the dog

A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.

This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
*during a FaceTime call*

Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.

The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
by Dogwalker1234 January 6, 2020
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walk cane

You were sent here by Amansher or the kid on Instagram called “memesofthelowground”
by Memes do ur mom November 21, 2021
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Walk of shame

When a person at a party, normally names Julie, makes a mistake and refuses to allow help. Specifically with car parking
Oh look, Julie is doing the walk of shame because she can’t figure out parking logistics.
by Life at work December 14, 2019
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