Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Ethan

Ethans have the biggest juiciest cocks and mad fat tiddies.

"Omg ethans cock is huge"
"IKR, and his fat tiddies always make me hard"

by Beanboybigboobs August 29, 2021

Ethan

an evil mac in the mafia

ethan has you on his hit list

by bvbvbvbvbyas October 15, 2017

Ethan

cuter than Clea

Have you seen Ethan? He’s the sweetest.

by cleaannr December 21, 2019

Ethanism

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.

Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.

by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022

Ethan Bichler

Grass fairy ( Soccer player)

Look at Ethan Bichler he's a grass fairy

by Noah svensen April 8, 2019

ethan omohundro

a gamer who eats doritos and drinks soda. He is also very intelligent.

ethan omohundro , a gamer.

by fatunicorn2000101 February 15, 2018