Emily

Emily is a red-haired, freckle covered bitch who shoves granola bars up your ass.

“Did you guys hear about that Bitch Emily? She totally shoved a granola bars up Zach’s ass.

by Powersmash April 25, 2025

Emily

The one girl you can never quite get over. She’s always in your head, you do double takes in public because you see her everywhere. You remember every little inside joke, every small moment you shared. The times you held her, and she held you. Her cappuccino irises, the way her pupils dilated when she looked into your eyes. All the rules you both broke being partners in crime. Now it’s all just a memory. And it’s been years.

Emily, do I even cross your mind?

by silent_front_fart April 30, 2025

emilie

Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.

emilie is fat

emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones

emilie is making earthquakes

emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged

by emilie hater May 12, 2025

Emily

Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.

I love you Emily.

by s0_oin. May 12, 2025

Emilie Donald

wears a blue singlet top, grey glass one trackies, blonde hair (mostly in a pony tail) a necklace with a circle, belly button piercing, double helix studs, twins heart ring, swarovski bracelet, white toe nails, works in a bakery and chews chocolate loudly

omg you’re so annoying you’re such an ‘Emilie Donald’

by jacob elordi April 8, 2024

Emily

To be obsessed with black and brown dicks

Omg did you see that girl with Jamal and tyreek. Yep that’s Emily

by Joseph Morris April 10, 2024

Benjamin and Emily

Best friends became boyfriend and girlfriend

Benjamin and Emily were best friends for over 7 yrs . Guess you could say with benefits too. One day Benjamin told Emily he wanted to be her boyfriend, finally Emily gave Benjamin a shot!

by Benjamin and Emily April 23, 2024