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shrek x donkey 

it is a beautifull thing that is not wrong at all i think it is the best thing that exists and there should be a cult for it

this is a joke btw

Ditch Donkey 

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!

Swamp Donkey 

Swamp Donkey by Anonymous June 11, 2003

jack donkey

"Dude, don't be such a jack donkey!"
jack donkey by Kimbrlyjenn June 14, 2007

Swamp Donkey 

D'Qwell: Damn, that bitch is ugly.

Jermichael: What a swamp donkey!
Swamp Donkey by m.d.frm.ott December 25, 2009

swamp donkey 

An attractive female whom acts like a donkey (eg dumb as fuck) and has realy disgusting habits, while under the influence of alcohol.
Bill: Wow shes kind of hot!

Ted: No way, that girls a total Swamp Donkey, she just swated right in front of us, and she only had half a pint!
swamp donkey by Kidd February 18, 2004