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Christian

This is the guy that everyone knows and likes yet he doesn't know it. He catches all the girl's attention, he makes heads turn when he walks into the room. He always has his Samsung wireless earbuds in no matter what situation. His mom works at roots so he always has the latest models and their iconic sweatpants. He has an older sister. Christian is usually a good student but the moment he forgets the homework the teacher comes around to see if it's done. He also has a blue or black water bottle.
"I like Christian," said Skye
"oh cool you should tell him"
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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Christian

Christian is the name of a vey sweet boy who at first appears gentle and loving. He will make you feel loved and seen, even the parts you didn't want to be seen. His love comes off as so genuine you open up and allow yourself to be vulnerable to Christian, but later rather than sooner, he betrays, lies, and manipulates you, he hurts you in every emotional way possible and makes you doubt if he ever really loved you at all. The worst thing about Christian is he does not hold himself accountable to any of his actions, but at the same time thinks the world revolves around and his petty nature.
You see that guy over there? Oh yeah, Christian? He resembles a marine creature.
by Azzari February 1, 2022
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christian

when somebody gay, there name is probably christian!
by harimlolololol123 December 22, 2024
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Cliff Christians

Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.
I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.
by Ol watchmen June 21, 2023
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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Catholic Christianity

Use to describe only the best types of Catholics
The almighty Catholic Christianity is better then all you guys combined
by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021
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Christian binder

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap
Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap
by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016
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