Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby June 30, 2011

Christian Garland

A massive long haired short dicked faggot

Damn; youre such a christian garland

by Vect Misery May 25, 2015

christian temple

tall young man with nice facial hair

hmmm girl NOBODY can shave a christian temple

by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005

christian living

The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.

Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.

by Rduncan April 10, 2018

Christian Lowe

He thinks he is better than everyone else but he’s not no one likes you Christian

I hate you Christian Lowe

by Tea_gossip October 30, 2019

Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023

Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.

-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them

by Cripty February 02, 2018