Car Guy

kar-gai

noun
1. like a regular guy, only cooler.

see also: all knowing about cars, ridiculously good looking

He is a Car Guy, you cant possibly be a better driver than him.

by CarGuy69420 March 1, 2022

Plastic Car

New cars like Bugattis, Lambos, and Ferraris that have no history and are only for rappers and rich white kids.

-"Did you see John's new lambo"
-"Yeah, i hate plastic cars. Classics are better"

by Camaro Cameron August 1, 2018

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

Eat the car

An alternative to selling the car for money to buy food.

“My mother had a rough childhood. Her mom had to sell the car in order to have enough food money.”
“What? Just… Eat the car.”

by Mr. Sneeze October 8, 2022

car

no, not a car. a car as in a silly cat. meow!

look at that goofy car man

by liontech November 17, 2023

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021