god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017

Cheese god

Also known as cheddar_cheessee will give you cheese if they like you

We all bow for the cheese god

Cheese for the cheese god

Person: oh holy cheese god I give cheese to you my friend
Cheddar: thank you my affementen fellow for your kind offer if you ever need cheese call out for me

by Nameless kid November 22, 2021

quizlet god

people who make a quizlet for the whole class to use

Damn, you made a quizlet on all the chapters that is covered on the test. You're the ultimate quizlet god.

by crazycomposer@rancho2020 November 7, 2021

God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004

The Normie God

The god of all normies, the one who uses LOL and Hastag in real life, they are to be exterminated on sight.

Rachel! Brad is The Normie God! He uses 'omg' In a sentence just right now!

by Ekhovitchz June 10, 2018

god loom

What people from the northside of cork say to express disbelief

Did you hear evan got with that fat beour?

God loom 😂

by Peoples Republic Of Cork August 17, 2022