by ZACCHEUS September 21, 2008

When you just take a huge dump, but theres still a bunch of shit in your ass, and you have absolutely no way of getting rid of it besides getting a bunch of toilet paper and scoopin that shit out by hand, which has about the same consistancy as smooth butter.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"
"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"
by Send Help June 26, 2007

A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."
by Corey Christopher Turner July 27, 2008

by Mark Stotts July 12, 2006

after you take a shit and the piss filled water splashed up on your ass and you just get up without wiping leaves a strange rash and a nasty smell and slimy substance that squishes between your ass crack when your walking
by joey lucisano October 20, 2004

To have intercoarse through the buttocks.
Person one: Hey Kelly, I'm going on a date with Cody tonight!
Person two: Cool, are you going to do the anal dirties?
Person two: Cool, are you going to do the anal dirties?
by Kelly M. March 31, 2004

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
