A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023
When you eat 2 boxes of mint tic tac's and drink a bottle of water before you give someone a golden shower. Gives a minty scent to your urine. Similar to a golden shower, but minty.
by Mr diggy D December 08, 2022
The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016
by Whitetigr March 25, 2023
A blowjob at the begining of a relationship
Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower
Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
by Tan tatter March 11, 2024
by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019