The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.
JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011
Get the tempurpedic vagina mug.The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.
by Joeydego December 15, 2011
Get the Yappy Vagina Syndrome mug.When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.
Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina
by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010
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Get the VAGINA BLOOD BURP mug.The pit from the movie "Army Of Darkness" before Bruce Campell fell in pretty much sums up Haven's Sister's Vagina
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Get the Vagina McGeinstein mug.When you go down to eat your partners vagina, and she farts while you're down there, you throw up on top of her vagina lips making a oscar de vagina.
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