Unce

1. An exclamation of cheeriness, victory, or overall happiness. When using this meaning, you must yell it and move your head back and forth in a pigeon-like manner.

2. Implying that you wish to have sex with the person your 'unce' is directed at. Often, drool is also released from the mouth while saying it with this meaning.

3. Butt

1.
Teacher: Here are your papers everyone, Joe, good job!
Joe: YES! Unce unce unce unce -walks around in circles, bobbing head back and forth-
Teacher: . . .

2.
Joe: Man, I am so happy that I aced that essay----
Sue: -whips hair around-
Joe: Unce! -drools-
Sue: GASP -slaps Joe-

3.
Joe: Oww. My cheek...
Bob: Sue again?
Joe: Yeah...but she has such a hot unce!
Bob: -nods-

by Sipping Juice February 5, 2009

ungles

when your uncle owns a large company.

My father works at my ungles.

by Jack Fisher April 20, 2008

Unce

Suprising or exciting, also expressing embarassment to others.

"I heard Jimmy has no parents"

some other person: "Unce"

by andy July 27, 2003

Unce

The exclamation of sexual pleasure derived from everyday, non-sexual events. And sex. What? With me?

1) Claire: What did you get on your math test?
Taylor: A hundred percent, yo.
Claire: UNCE! All over that shiiiit.

2) Claire: Look at that hot piece of booty.
Taylor: Unce-a-lunce.

by Taystee Taystee October 4, 2007

unleached

What happened when head football coach Mike Leach (Texas Tech) was fired three days before the Alamo Bowl. "Unleached" was the headline in the local newspaper.

Texas Tech has been unleached; but it isn't over yet.

by texastar January 2, 2010

unclewayne

someone who thinks he is right all the time,and will go to any extreme to prove it.

Dictionary says "superman is a superhero!" unclewayne says "No I use new dictionary so tell your kids it now is cum on someones back"

by thinkbefoeyouspeak July 5, 2008

Unce

Can be related to anything sexual such as; sex, masturbation, anal.

I'm away for an Unce

or

Pfft, i'd like tae gee her an Unce.

by ereheis June 15, 2012