Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.

person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!

by smexy mar January 9, 2022

TREE HOPPER

A woman, usually a single mother that jumps from man to man, using him for all his resources, time, monies and affection

Ex: Trelesha, you never loved me. You used me. You gone be a "tree hopper" ur whole life, Bitch.

by WISE KING January 9, 2022

Tennessee tree trimmer

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway

Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er

by Wreck it wrelph January 12, 2022

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Tree Licker

Canadian

Those tree lickers live in igloos

by Canadian Troll December 12, 2021

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021