wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

tree

a tree is a sorts of animal that eats corn and pees on other trees.

looks like a long pole with eyes.

is an introvert.

billy: oh! look at that tree! its peeing on its friend again!

by thisislili October 18, 2022

Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.

person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!

by smexy mar January 9, 2022

TREE HOPPER

A woman, usually a single mother that jumps from man to man, using him for all his resources, time, monies and affection

Ex: Trelesha, you never loved me. You used me. You gone be a "tree hopper" ur whole life, Bitch.

by WISE KING January 9, 2022

Tennessee tree trimmer

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway

Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er

by Wreck it wrelph January 12, 2022

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

Plum Tree

A group of besties on genshin impact unofficial led by the hot short king yummy plummy

Plum tree is actually so sexy

by RaspberryQwerty May 15, 2022