Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

Madding

When your boner is furiously angry.

I was in a pokemon battle with this fine looking female and I was madding because I was angry at her too

by awesomemax03 March 27, 2020

mad invite

exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.

Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.

Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)

by qbriel March 30, 2025

Mad Shocker

Take index middle finger and pinky curl them with ring finger and thumb into a fist. Punch her in the taint as hard as you can.

He gave her a mad shocker.

by ltysonl July 25, 2025

Mads

A normal name in Denmark. Often a bit gay

"What is that?"
"that is just mads, don't mind him, he's a bit weird"

by penutkid12345 February 18, 2019

Madness

A reference to the 2002 flash animation series known as Madness Combat

"Yo that was madness"

"Holy shit madness combat reference"

by HAAAAAANK November 4, 2021

mad

When someone talks back in an argument, so instead of thinking of new comebacks, say "MAD" as that would totally help and not get the other person more comebacks. And even.. make you get ratio'd !!!

Person 1: Are you kidding me? This is a pvp game and you are getting mad I am saying "Alright guys get him"

Person 2: lmao u r mad and have no plans u use people for the better as u cant fite me urself

by Among us sucks May 14, 2022