[Rim] seal fire

The circular flame associated with an ignited loss of containment of highly flammable gas following a spice crazed soirée at the local Indian.

Man, did you see Neville the other night? He had a vindaloo and 8 pints of Cobra. Debbie forced him to shove a cork in it, but the seal failed just as he bent over to tie his laces by the smoking shelter. The source of ignition caught the cloud and flashed back to source. It was a full blown rim seal fire!

by Bill of Laden December 1, 2017

Swedish Fire Wine

A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.

Aww bro, I just awoke and my mouth tastes like I've been drinking Swedish Fire Wine all night.

by ChuckWowLau July 19, 2018

Dutch fire triangle

Sexual act, where three men stand facing inwards each firmly grasping the erect penis of the man to their left with their left hand while simultaneously gripping the forearm of the man to their right with their right hand. Each man in turn moves the other mans arm (to his right) for him, making each arm holding a penis move by someone else.

Dean and Steven asked me to join them for a Dutch fire triangle.... I said no.

by F00PA January 18, 2019

Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.

Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021

Alberta fire extinguisher

The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes

Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher

by Who cares my friend June 13, 2023

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

Cum dumpster fire

Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.

It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.

Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.

by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023