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Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011
mugGet the Walking stagemug.

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.
Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!
by S. Keys May 2, 2022
mugGet the Walking on Crutchesmug.

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.
"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea
by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022
mugGet the Walking On Catsmug.

Walk in Wendy

A woman who comes into a store when it’s about to shut and won’t leave
Oh man three minutes to close and that walk in Wendy is still here
mugGet the Walk in Wendymug.

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017
mugGet the Walk the Plankmug.

CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"
by anonymous July 25, 2021
mugGet the CHUGGIN DICK during a walkmug.

walk the pooch

i'm off to walk the pooch
by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010
mugGet the walk the poochmug.

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