dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 01, 2012

half dead fun

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

by lowsense December 08, 2017

Dead to me look

a stare that implies the person he or she is looking at is dead to them

She is giving me the “Dead to me look” it breaks my heart to know she felt about me.

by Sudden Excrement May 18, 2019

Dead head boy

Someone who is no fun and always ruins a good day out. They have no creative mindset and express very pessimistic opinions when it comes to someone using their imagination.

Man he's no fun, he just a dead head boy.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.

by SuckMyJoe July 19, 2018

back from the dead

time to get head.

back from the dead time to get head

by the cooler penguin27 November 05, 2021

Dead Meme December

It’s the month of only dead memes. You can only make/post and show other people dead memes

Guy 1: hey dude what u watching?
Guy 2 shows dead meme: remember this meme?
Guy 1: damn...
Guy 2 : it’s dead meme December now dude.

by YABOIYEETYT November 12, 2020

Dead Mouse Mug

The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.

Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!

by SJ@24th June 21, 2010