by the cooler penguin27 November 5, 2021
Get the back from the dead mug.Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!
I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!
by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012
Get the dead beat grandmom mug.The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.
Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!
by SJ@24th June 22, 2010
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Get the half dead fun mug.From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.
by 0ld M4N October 17, 2020
Get the Wake Up Dead mug.You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
by asksidnow June 7, 2010
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