SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.

ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
“bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”

by randompseudonym2007 May 8, 2024

Pink Sock

When you have so much and hard anal sex that your rectum falls out resembling a pink sock.

Hitler- This Anal sex is better than killing Jews
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.

Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches

Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!

by ogpigolet June 2, 2023

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

socks on the teeth

When you drink too much tonic water and your teeth feel like they are wearing socks.

I feel like I have socks on the teeth

by Wilketeeth December 15, 2017

dang your socks fell!

i probably tricked you

im so funny right? dang your socks fell!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Flip flop with socks

Means your a gay boy

If a man if wearing flip flops is wearing a pair of black socks with them it means he gay flip flop with socks

by Wollywonkaa September 23, 2020