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Divine Protein Shake 

The most natural substance known to man, made by men. A euphemism for semen that was coined by the Doctor of Spirituality, 40 Day Water Fast Survivor, and Creator of Premasati Yoga, Connor Murphy himself. Connor Murphy has been drinking his own, and other men's, nut butter for its perceived health benefits and muscle growing properties. The love liquid contains some powerful substances such as Oxytocin, Spermidine, Nerve Growth Factor, Testosterone, and Protein, to name a few.
"I'm gonna suck Nicolli's Divine Protein Shake straight from the tap to avoid unwanted oxygen exposure."

"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."

snakerat 

A spineless bottom feeder, a person who will say and do anything to try better their situation. The most disgusting creature known to humanity.
Macca: Hey Kane, What's with that production manager huh? He always acting dodgy and sneaks around like he's looking for prey.
Kane: Yeah he's a fucking snakerat dude, don't turn your back on him
snakerat by Oniak October 6, 2016

I hate Snakeu 

I hate snakeu is the phrase that Jung Hoseok (Also known as J-Hope from BTS) said. When BTS were at the zoo, zookeepers placed a snake on his shoulder's and he didn't like it. Soon, BTS was interviewed by "PopAsian" and the host asked, "What was your experience holding a snake?" He replied with "It was terrible. It was the worst experience in my life. I-I-I Hate snakeu.." And that is how it was known to be a big BTS meme to all armies out in the world.
Friend: Hey, do you like snakes?
Me: NO! I hate snakeus! They scare me so much!
I hate Snakeu by Jhopeismysoul April 23, 2018

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.
Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...
The Sankey Treatment by BetaNerd August 30, 2020

shake the dew off my lily 

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.

Davey Shake

verb: when part of ones hand is inserted into a sexual orifice of his/her significant other, then is used to shake the hand of a direct relative of the significant other before a proper cleansing of the hand occurs
person 1.
dude, so while i was visiting my girl, i fingered her in the basement while the rest of the family was upstairs. later when i met her brother, i totally gave him a Davey Shake. that poor guy second handedly touched his sisters vagina.

person 2.
u do realize ur goin to hell for that right?

person 1. oh yea.
Davey Shake by robot189 March 20, 2010