Sloppy Boebert 

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

Sloppy Boebert by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Sloppy Joe

The act of drunkenly vomiting on a partner's genitals during felatio.

Josie was so drunk she ended up giving me a sloppy joe last night.

Sloppy Joe by Sloppyjosie September 22, 2023

sloppy peen 

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

sloppy peen by Deccyyyyyy October 3, 2023

Sloppy Alan 

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

Sloppy Alan by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Sloppy whippy 

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

Sloppy whippy by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

Sloppy Moe 

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

Sloppy Moe by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Moe 

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a graham cracker, but I sloppy Moe’d it so I ran out of paper towels

Sloppy Moe by Doughier October 20, 2023