Sloppy M's

Giving blowjobs to a group of Matthews, either solo or with a number of people.

That girl at the bar offered to give us a bunch of Sloppy M's, which means Greg has to sit out... But he's a bro.

by Opieman20XX February 10, 2023

sleepy sloppy

When a one partner is falling asleep and the other partner goes down on them.

I know you’re falling asleep but are you interested in some sleepy sloppy.

by ArabellaP October 17, 2023

Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a graham cracker, but I sloppy Moe’d it so I ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Bijan

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.

by korn_134 October 23, 2023

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023