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Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.
Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025
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Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
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One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.
Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.
by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023
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West side kiki

I'm gonna go west side Kiki tonight.
by Sumdummhou7 June 2, 2023
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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Side Effects

(DBEism) - a secondary, typically highly desirable effect of a D-Block Europe track.
"This new DBE World tape is guaranteed to give listeners otherworldy side effects"
"Did you listen to DBE World? I knew it was going to be fire but I didn't know the side effects would be going to another planet!"
by yarsbars June 12, 2023
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Side Sport

Side sport is like the middle zone between a real sport and an activity.
Person 1: "Cheering is a sport"
Person 2: "NO it's an activity!"
Person 3: "No it's a Side Sport"
Person 1: "Oh that makes sense"
by 21Poop February 24, 2023
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