School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.

Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!

by mr suicide man September 29, 2020

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cca schools

A hellhold where kids stay for 8 hours and almost die from tiredness and boardom.

Cca schools is the worst place for my kid to go to

by Pu55y5layer9000 December 15, 2017

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middle school

Full of snobby popular girls who bully you if you dont fit into their 'group', disgusting lunch, at least 2 annoying teachers, tests you hardly studied for (because you would rather listen to music than study), the 'that one kids', and first boyfriends/girlfriends.

Middle school can suck sometimes, but I get by

by Loserette from Loserland January 5, 2022

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cardigan school

A school where kids have steroids pumped into their food so they can perform better on the sports fields.

Kyle: Who the fuck is that giant?
Connor: It's got to be a kid from Cardigan School.

by Unknown Person in Your Fridge May 16, 2016

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High school

Hell;

this chick bad asf, I think she went to high school and back.

by HighUnicorn May 4, 2015

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Woodmansterne School

also known as the Professional Evidence Avoiders, the P.E.A. for short, Woodmansterne School never listens to you. especially Samantha Palin (also known as Zombie by many). don't go to their sixth form.

the antonym for amazing is Woodmansterne School!

by WOODMANSTERNE HATER July 8, 2023

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