Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
Get the Globally Retardedmug. - Was he slow?
- No
- Then he doesn't sound retarded to me. He's a good kid and a devil behind the wheel; what the hell else more do you need to know?
- No
- Then he doesn't sound retarded to me. He's a good kid and a devil behind the wheel; what the hell else more do you need to know?
by b-a-b-y August 29, 2017
Get the Retardedmug. A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass
by Nate fucker March 27, 2023
Get the retard natemug. 
by annoyingguy June 11, 2020
Get the Retardmug. man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,
by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020
Get the Patronising retardmug. 