Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.

Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.

by nixipixi January 27, 2011

Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman

You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

by armins_seashell February 9, 2021

Dropped Your Pocket

Something a guy says to get a girl to look down or bend over to see her boobs.

Hey you dropped your pocket

by RandomToast April 12, 2021

Short Arms, Long pockets

When someone has money but is to tight to share it.

Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks

V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.

Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.

by Dont Ponce, You freeloader June 11, 2009

West Baltimore Hot Pocket

When one puts their testicles in a hot flat iron and clamps down.

"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"

by PuddingArms May 9, 2018

make his pockets hurt

it basically means to make a dude go broke cause he spent all his money on you. Lil Kayla made the term become popular in her hit song, “Make His Pockets Hurt.”

Girl 1: I seen you was with that cute dude, what y’all do?
Girl 2: you already know, Imma make his pockets hurt

by Chun-li 💕 May 24, 2019