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Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
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read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet
He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
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try-hard

someone who puts the cost of anything above that of winning; specifically in gaming
Lucas is a try-hard
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Hard

To be hard, punching someone in the face. Owning a gun. Shooting someone. Stabbing someone. Drug dealing. Growing drugs. Being a part of a gang. Boxing. Kicking someones door off. Being arrested for fighting. Stopping friends from being beaten up and beating the person up thats trying to hurt them. Running downstairs with a machete to save your dads life after 3 men break in.
Sacha was so hard she stabbed that guy in the hand when he toched her leg.
by anonymous January 19, 2024
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I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.
*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"
by jimmain October 2, 2022
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Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.
My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.
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