Ruler of all monkeys, all monkeys will rule over our king and lord. He is the second coming of christ. Monkeys will be smited if they talk down to the god.
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys
Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys
Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids
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Get the Ben Benton mug.A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.
They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.
Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.
Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"
Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."
Christian: "...What?"
Ben: "Benjour."
Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."
Christian: "...What?"
Ben: "Benjour."
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