Future Soap Bar

A not-very-nice way to call your Jewish friend. It’s a reference to Holocaust, since Jewish people were made into soap during WWII.

Oh hey, future soap bar! How are you enjoying Poland?

by Your favourite Jew July 23, 2023

5 Star Dive Bar

In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.

Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment

- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop

- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy

- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people

- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff

“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”

“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”

by sherwoods July 25, 2023

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

Bar behavior

behavior characteristic of when someone, especially a man, behaves as Katrina’s abusive ex-manchild boyfriend did throughout their pathetic 2.8603-year-long relationship.

Carol: Tonight, James rage-quit after I beat him at three rounds of Super Smash Bros, and now he’s not talking to me because I refused to fuck him.
Katrina: Huh. Classic Bar behavior.

by shatted August 12, 2023

Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.

Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”

by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023

bar arbolada

A bar located in the central of Oklahoma City where a bunch of wanna-be’s hang out at to try and forget why their parents don’t want to have a relationship with them.

Want to go to Bar Arbolada tonight?

No thanks, I respect myself.

by Hey223Bo August 20, 2023

World's Shittest Bar

Awal Avenue, Juffair in Bahrain is the location of The World's Shittest Bar. It is visited on the annual Bahrain Cultural Trip where pilgrims must drink at least one pint before staggering out into the searing heat of Bahrain.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.

Archie - "Fancy a pint in the World's Shittest Bar, Billy?"
Billy - "No. Let's go."

by MaccieG August 20, 2023