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smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
by PraiseJesusChrist777 November 12, 2022
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Joe Smokes

1. Often known as a weird man who wears hype clothing like bape and vetements. They shop during class and are loud like a herd of elephants.

2. Usually is very afraid of dominant men
Ron said "don't be afraid, you are being a Joe Smokes."
by Barry B 18 February 5, 2019
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Smoked

Smoked
So that s10 finna find out and get smoked by a mustang
by anonymous January 17, 2023
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two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.
Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it
by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
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smoking google

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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