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make mad bank

To make a lot of cash.

bank dinero earned money getting rich money moolah success
Does Jay-Z make mad bank?He's makin' mad bank, boyee!
by iamtruthseeker April 5, 2016
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Mad fag

A mad fag is someone who is trifling narcissistic selfish retarded and confused and fucks up others lives because they have a hidden agenda that they don’t even know about…
That mad fag cheated lied and then told me how much he loved me for 1.5 years and told me he bought me a ring and then told me he returned it.
by Bootyfullone June 29, 2022
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mad sharter

Someone who sharts way to fucking much. You see shit stains all over his / her underwear. The person has tire tracks galore. They also generally smell really fucking bad
If your grandpa has Alzheimer's and defecates in some depends underwear, then he is in fact a mad sharter
by hoodgenius July 8, 2011
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Mad doggin

When you get rid of the old used up woman you were seeing and replace her with her super hot 18 year old daughter that used to call you dad when her mom was your girlfriend.
noly- “Yeah bro, i had to ditch that beat up old crackhead bitch Danielle with the loose pussy, her gorgeous daughter madi finally turned 18 i couldn’t resist mad doggin it.
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”
by nolyboy July 3, 2025
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mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020
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mad cactus

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011
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mad madussy

person 1: who is the queen of apex legends

person 2: mad madussy
by ze hhehe isk May 28, 2022
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