No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!
by Chutney! December 02, 2022
When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
by Diddy1888 June 11, 2024
by Lilymothy June 08, 2021
The most epically hot emo girl ever! With big green eyes and black and purple hair. The best girlfriend ever. The most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. Friend or enemy. Total Grammar-Nazi... Looking over my shoulder as I type this... -__-
My girlfriend, Mary Mayhem, is the best ever!:D
by AlexanderCannibel November 13, 2011
Marie-Lou, is legitimately the best person ever! If you find a Marie-Lou in your life never let her go, she will be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Marie-Lou’s are usually blond and have blue or green eyes. She is gorgeous, and is a huge dork. Marie-Lou’s usually like coffee, and are huge fans of wine and good food. This girl will never ceast to amaze you.
by Just me trying November 22, 2021
Marie-Lou, is legitimately the best person ever! If you find a Marie-Lou in your life never let her go, she will be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Marie-Lou’s are usually blond and have blue or green eyes. She is gorgeous, and crazy. Marie-Lou's usually like coffee, and are huge fans of good food and wine. This girl will never ceast to amaze you.
by Just me trying November 22, 2021