Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong

You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.

Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea

by NICKPRO February 7, 2022

Jacob

Wake up. Wake up. Your friends aren’t real. Your family misses you. Wake up.

Jacob…Wake up please. It’s me your mom. Please wake up!!!

by MoochieMan February 8, 2022

jacob

a bitch

jacob is a bitch

by youroldhandleclickhere February 13, 2022

jacob

hide your watch,caravan,bike or any possessions as they will be stolen

jacob:run me your watch pussio

by wibble March 30, 2022

Jacob Godden

to be extremally over weight and not admit it and chat the most shit any human could possibly chat

Oh you are such a jacob godden

by fatboyjacob April 2, 2022

jacob crossley

ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.

that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.

by nours big batty April 5, 2022