The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes
Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher
by Who cares my friend June 13, 2023
Get the Alberta fire extinguishermug. Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.
It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.
It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.
Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.
by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023
Get the Cum dumpster firemug. It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax
by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017
Get the haitian fire porkmug. Guy 1: where is laura?
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you
by I love laura May 18, 2013
Get the Build a fire undermug. Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.
by moonchild716 April 9, 2011
Get the I Control the Firemug. A Song of Ass and Fire serves as a continuation of the previous episode, "Black Friday", in which the children of South Park,
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
Get the A Song of Ass and Firemug. When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.
Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.
by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015
Get the British firing squadmug.