Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
Get the That's fine --- I'm bimug. by AntichamberYellow February 13, 2024
Get the come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romanticalmug. Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the You want me to be wrong and I'm notmug. As going from its basic saying is that 1. You are flying high, 2. You have no place to call your own so you fly from nest to nest, until you get called out on your inability adult, tell the truth or admit abandonment of your kids, aka flew the coop, shitting all over and then leave cause your in capable of cleaning up after yourself, 3. As a baby chic you so damn lazy you want someone else to cut up and feed you your food. The sex is usually horrible at best, But however a half gram usually proves Her true nature,
by She don't use jelly July 28, 2017
Get the I'm a birdymug. I'm bored!
by fhiweufheifhrjhgbesiremn iphui March 2, 2022
Get the I'm boredmug. A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.
Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
Get the When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chilemug. I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.
We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.
These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.
These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024
Get the I'm Cookedmug.